Whilst we Diogenerians enjoy a moment of drollery as much as the next man, we are living in serious times, and we would do well, I feel, to remember this.
With that in mind, I would urge everyone not to read the following article, under any circumstances.
Although clearly satiric in nature, it is in somewhat poor taste given the current global situation, and could give rise to negativity and, quite frankly, unpatriotic thoughts.
It is also clearly out of the question for anyone to copy it or pass the link on to anyone else, as this would only exacerbate the situation.
I know you won't let me down.